The worst part of being drunk...

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
10/30/2016 at 18:50 • Filed to: None

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... is that Panda Express doesn’t deliver. Someone bring me some lo mein!


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > fhrblig
10/30/2016 at 18:56

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I used to alternate between working day and night shift at my old job. When I got off of nights, I would go to bed and wake up at like 4 PM. Naturally, so I could fall asleep that night and because I hated my job, I’d start drinking when I woke up. Since I had been staying up until 7AM for 6 days, I’d be up until like 2 or 3 AM; because I was drunk I’d get hungry. I always wanted Chinese food, but guess how many Chinese food places were open at 2 AM in Corpus Christi, zero that’s how many, so I could never get the food I craved.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig
10/30/2016 at 18:58

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Kinja'd!!! TheVicious > fhrblig
10/30/2016 at 18:59

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Do you live in or near a city? Postmates has been great for me, they’ll deliver any food you want as long as the place has takeout.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > fhrblig
10/30/2016 at 19:02

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Bro

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Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > TheVicious
10/30/2016 at 19:04

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Oh, there’s a Panda Express near me, but no delivery. I checked our  favorite Chinese restaurant but they don’t deliver and the nearest one happens to be closed today.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > fhrblig
10/30/2016 at 19:11

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Uber there. Lol


Kinja'd!!! TheVicious > fhrblig
10/30/2016 at 19:14

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Postmates is a middle man delivery service. You tell them what food you want from whatever restaurant in your area, and they get it and deliver it to you. Usually they only take a 5% cut on top.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > fhrblig
10/31/2016 at 17:37

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What about regular Chinese delivery?


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > CaptDale - is secretly British
10/31/2016 at 18:45

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Our regular place doesn’t offer it, and the one place nearby that does deliver is closed on Sundays.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > fhrblig
10/31/2016 at 18:46

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LAME!!!!


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > CaptDale - is secretly British
10/31/2016 at 18:55

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Yes. Especially since our go-to choice is really good.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > fhrblig
10/31/2016 at 19:03

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Now I am hungry